her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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