Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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