she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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