you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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