Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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