dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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