ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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