If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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