she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Best friends brother. Beat that.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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