if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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