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easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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