Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
