I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
