i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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