And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I heard we made out
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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