i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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