Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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