Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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