I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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