Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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