i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
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