For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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