well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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