That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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