Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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