I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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