ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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