I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Dear god my vagina.
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