NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
