Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
