oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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