I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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