Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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