I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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