I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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