maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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