ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
this is an emotional support booty call
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
