Small penises have feelings too.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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