Dual....:-)
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
So much rum. So many feels.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
