Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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