Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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