My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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