So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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