Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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