When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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