what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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