Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
The Olympian is in my bed
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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