Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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