so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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