I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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