Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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