You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
tell me about the eggs
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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