OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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