I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
