Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I didn't notice because vodka
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
You ate ashes out of my bong
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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