The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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